- Danger…With A Hard G
- The Lesser Song Of Songs, Which Is Sheba’s (With Apologies To King James)
- Seward’s Folly Undone
- Some Excerpts From The First Weeks Of Our Company’s New Message Board
- Dear Astrology: Does The Destruction Of The Moon By The Hostile Alien Race Have Anything To Do With Why People Have Been Acting So Wacky Lately?
- Friday Is Jeans Day!
- What Me Worry?
- Neil Armstrong And Buzz Aldrin Discuss Who’s Going To Get Out First
- Page’s Guide To Birds
- You Have Been Summoned For Electric Light Orchestra Duty
