Many, many people contribute to the wonder and the joy that is The Big Jewel. Unfortunately, none of these people have names. No, wait, some of them do —
Co-Founder & Editor — Kurt Luchs
Co-Founder & Editor Emeritus — Neil Pasricha
Editor Slightly Less Emeritus — Justin Warner
Co-Founder — Seth Gow-Jarrett
Webmaster — Amy Vansant
Associate Editor — Mollie Wilson O’Reilly
Associate Editor — Tyler Smith
Associate Editor — Ralph Gamelli
Copy Editor — David Jaggard
The Big Jewel is the shadowy, global multinational corporation behind the seemingly innocent online outlet for literary humor known as TheBigJewel.com. In turn, TheBigJewel.com has been called “the best thing of its kind” by nine out of ten people who write anonymous blurbs like this and three out of three people who read them aloud. For more information on The Big Jewel’s fictional services, please see our Services section, or email us here. For less information on The Big Jewel’s services, please do not read this paragraph.
The Big Jewel is primarily a virtual company operated by lazy, telecommuting layabouts. Some of us live in Canada. Some of us live in the United States. All of us live in The Matrix.
TheBigJewel.com is currently updated with a new humor article every Wednesday. Other material written by The Big Jewel and its minions appears in various publications on various dates. The company was officially formed in May 2002. It was officially dissolved in December 2174. But then if you were a Level 10 Time Lord you would already know that.
Like most things of real value in this world, The Big Jewel exists without reason, purpose or justification. And if I can be honest for just one second here, this web site, TheBigJewel.com, was created mainly as a forum for me to masquerade as an objective third-party copywriter, compiling a detailed About / Masthead section on this truly fascinating company.
If you would like to submit freelance material for use on TheBigJewel.com, we ask that you read our submission guidelines. After that, please email your submission to email@example.com. Thank you in advance for your interest in writing for TheBigJewel.com. You, [ERROR: #ReaderName Invalid], are a true friend.
If you have any further questions about The Big Jewel, would like to speak to us for any reason, or want to see what we think about some of your personal problems, please don’t hesitate to contact us directly.