- Acknowledgments
- Ten Interview Questions For A Part-Time Life Coach (Who Doubles As A Therapist (Who’s Actually An Adult Nanny))
- My Farewell Address to the City Council
- The Archery Contest
- The Philosopher King Caper: From the Casebook of Mike Freeman, America’s Only Truly Liberated Detective
- “I Ain’t Your Daddy Warbucks,” Said Brad E. Horbux
- Ode to a Spouse
- The Child Whisperers
- Animals: The Way Of The Future!
- A Letter to Layla, My Paper Shredder
