Brittany: Hey ladies! I can’t believe it’s only three weeks before Chad and I tie the knot! OMG I’m so excited! And I can’t wait to see you all! And I’m so happy to have you all as my bridesmaids! I hope you like pink LOL.
Brittany: Anyway, I think all you bitches (LOL JK) know each other from our old Alpha Nu days (yay Alpha Nu! we’re better than you!) except for Cousin Imogen. Say hi to Imogen, ladies!
Tori: OMG Hi Immo LOL!
Kristen: Hey Imgen! What sorority were you in?
Kyrstyn: Imogen that’s a weird name do you go by Immy? LOL
Imogen: Hello, nice to meet you all. No, just Imogen. It’s a family name.
Brittany: Yep she’s family all right — in fact, she’s like a third cousin or something on Chad’s side, too! Isn’t that amazing?
Tori: OMG LMAO SMH
Kyrstyn: Small world! #doublecousin
Brittany: Anyways, I’m organizing a bridesmaids dinner for us at a sushi place called Blue Pearl. How does that sound to everybody LOL?
Tori: OMG I LOVE SMOOSHIE LOL!
Kristen: Put scoochie in my mouth! ROTFLMAO JK
Kyrstyn: South Beach Diet Snooshi FTW!
Imogen: Sushi sounds delicious! Do you know if the restaurant has a good sake menu?
Kristen: Sake ewww gross LOL SMH JK ROTFL
Kyrstyn: Ew hot wine I’m going to have a cosmo LOL
Brittany: Cosmo for me!
Tori: COSMOS AND SPLOOSHIE LOL
Imogen: OK, I guess I’ll just get sake for myself. Brittany, do you happen to know if the restaurant follows sustainable practices? Like emphasizing seasonal items?
Kristen: OMG Britt your cousins a treehugger
Tori: Hippy ROTFLMAO IMHO LOL
Imogen: Ha, yeah, but I do think it’s important to try to be a responsible steward to the environment.
Kristen: WTF SMH
Kyrstyn: LOL hippy go save a rain forest or something JK
Imogen: “Be the change you want to see in the world.” — Gandhi
Tori: LOL #getajob
Imogen: I’m a certified yoga instructor and a freelance writer for several social justice web sites.
Tori: #liberal #hippy #dontblamemeivotedforromney
Imogen: Maybe I’ll just research the restaurant myself. In the meantime, you should all check out sustainablesushi.net. It’s really eye-opening.
Tori: JK LOL J
Brittany: Immy don’t pout we’re just joking LOL.
Imogen: No problem. Brittany, let me know when you have a date and time. I look forward to meeting the rest of you.
Imogen Branford has left the conversation.
Brittany: I await the judgment of the council.
Tori: The offering is acceptable.
Kyrstyn: The sacrifice is determined. As both bloodlines flow in Imogen’s veins, so shall her bloodletting consecrate their union in Brittany and Chad.
Kristen: I will prepare the chamber. We can use my craft room.
Brittany: I thank you, Circle of the Sisterhood. We will convene on the night of the new moon.
Tori: AFTER SPOOCHIE LOL!