Bob checked in via AmnioGram

Bob passed his first stool on DiaperSwiper

Bob listened to the bedtime story Goodnight Moon Screensaver on his SpryPod

Bob lost Mayor status and got punched in the nose by a sixth grader for refusing to yield the four square court at Steve Zuckertwooglegatestube Elementary School

Bob’s enrollment in WispyCloud Computing Camp was terminated due to flagrant violations of the MyFrog user agreement

Bob developed early onset carpal tunnel syndrome and posted his X-Rays on Splinterest

Bob changed his avatar using Fake-ID-Me, enabling him to temporarily upgrade his account to PowerStalker on Sintendo’s SexParty (Turkish edition)

Bob cheated on his SAT’s using AnswerScan for Android

Bob almost scored a “nine” playing Spring Break with RackTrax

Bob joined 346,859 other Bobs getting “Completely Shitfaced” playing “Hey Bob!” on ChugChat

Bob proposed to Siri with a QR Code embedded in a diamond ring hologram

Bob disabled Siri’s GPS tracker

Bob added a couple kids on FamVille

Bob tagged himself by accident in a video with his neighbor Trudy on SkeevieTV

Bob changed his relationship status

Bob likes Porni

Bob was added to the “Loser’s Network” on Left’Out

Bob needs only two more missed payments to level on DeadBeatDad

Bob completely lost his marbles on InSanify

Bob was pinned to the “He Crapped his Pants!” Group at 1.800.Rehab4U

Bob added the ReaperMan playlist to his queue on iToast

Bob downloaded the apps MeetYourMaker and EnterTheKingdom

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