 About/Masthead - Archive - Blurbs - Contact - Exposure Links - Services - Submissions by Greg Boose Friday 5/11/07 so so so sorry you spilled yr coffee when I opened the door. I hope your day gets better. w4m 24 (Southport Starbucks) you were the hot blonde in a yellow top standing next to the guy with coffee all over his shirt. We made eye contact several times and laughed about him. I would love to meet up with you somewhere where that guy isn't! Ha! m4w 31 (Brownline) Did anybody else see that lady sneeze ketchup in that guy's face???!!!! Oh my God!!! Brownline to the Loop 8:42 am. TOTALLY F@%*ED UP. (brownline) we both got off at the wrong stop, you cried w4m 32 (Armitage) Friday morning caught in the sudden downpour. Me: Attractive redhead with black purse. You: Hot Asian guy with long hair gently kicking the scary dude face down in the grass with maybe blood on his collar. You a doctor? Let's have a drink! w4m - 26 (State st) to the old lady who got her umbrella stolen by that screaming shirtless guy, sorry I didn't intervene. I kind of just froze. - w4w (Randolph St) 10 am, brownhaired guy in line at the Dress Barn dude, that place is for women! Did you hear me pounding on the glass??!! - (downtown) You were the guy sitting crosslegged in the corner of my elevator wearing a red blouse with yr head down w4m - (181 N Clark) saw you getting yelled at by your short boss. Where'd you get that nice blouse? Seriously. m4m - (181 N clark) To the beautiful Spanish woman who pointed out to everyone passing by on the escalator that a guy was wearing a woman's shirt. I had the Bears hat and yellow polo on. PLEASE contact me. m4w 30 (Marshall's) Tall guy trying on the green buttondown shirt at Marshall's. Hate to tell ya but it didn't match with your brown pants. (downtown) Yo! Sorry to whoevers wrist I stepped on in the stairwell but that bomb threat really freaked me out m4m - (2nd Floor? Marshalls) You dropped your wallet inside Marshall's. I have it! Message me and tell me your name. (Marshall's) I didn't know it was going to be the last piece of sausage and banana pepper. You didn't have to yell at me, dickface - (Sbarros) You were the security guard w/ the soothing and sexy voice talking to the guy in the green hiding behind the card machine. Wished you would talk to me with that voice over a glass of wine or cup of coffee. w4m 34 (State/Lake station) Re: I saw that! You really stomped on him. --- Yo! Sorry to whoevers wrist I stepped on in the stairwell but that bomb threat really freaked me out m4m - (2nd Floor? Marshalls) Some jerk wouldn't let you sit down on the train because he had his "very broken hand" on the other seat. You: blue shirt, black skirt, great legs and a gorgeous pout. I was the guy who offered you my seat and got off at Fullerton - m4w 23 (redline) Re: Re: I feel really bad about it. I can't get his squeal out of my head. --- Re: I saw that! You really stomped on him. --- Yo! Sorry to whoevers wrist I stepped on in the stairwell but that bomb threat really freaked me out m4m - (2nd Floor? Marshalls) Have a missed connection with a gray moped? It was totally stolen by a guy in a green shirt while I watched from the third floor. Thief really favored his left arm. I called the cops! (Lincoln&Roscoe) Now that's a wipeout!!! I thought you were dead but then you moved. (Lincoln) Left your moped on fire and ran. (Lincoln) Found your keys in the street. - (Lincoln) To the skinny guy running by with his clothes on fire. Stop, drop, and roll, mofo. - (Lincoln) Missed connection with my clothes on the line in my backyard. Up yours you kleptomaniacal freak. (3400 block N. Ashland) 4PM - You were the pretty black girl who got knocked over by the screaming guy being escorted out of Bank of America. I was the good looking tall guy in the red puma jacket who held the door. What happened? m4w - 36 (Lakeview) You kicked my husband in the chest for just saying your clothes might be too big for you. If we see you again... w4m (Cornelia Street) to the guy who wanted to trade his watch for a ride to his landlord's office. you sounded desperate and sincere, but I never let strangers in my car. sorry. - w4m (Lakeview) Hey Jackass! I almost ran you over (white Honda on Broadway) I let you borrow my cell phone and you wept like a child. Turn to the Lord Jesus! He loves you! m4m 55 (Chicago) 9:15pm Scrawny dude with wrist wrapped in napkins, sitting outside Potbelly's and shivering in a huge T-shirt. You should have just stood up to the manager instead of flipping over that table. (on Southport) You were the hot blonde woman playing tug-of-war over a red sweater with some maniac guy. Wished I got out of my car to help! You are totally beautiful. m4w - (Roscoe St.) Midnight - to the guy in the red sweater at the Pick Me Up Cafι. Really sorry I bumped your table and spilled your coffee. I would have bought you another cup if you hadn't run off like that. w4m 34 (Lakeview)  About - Archive - Blurbs - Contact - Exposure Links - Services - Submissions |