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Commercials For Meg Favreau
By Meg Favreau
(07/01/2009)
FAQ: The Never-Say-Ow™ Personal Force Field
By Ralph Gamelli
(06/24/2009)
Breck Steele (Class Of '89) Gives The Commencement Address At Schwarzenegger University, The University For Action Heroes
By Pete Reynolds
(06/17/2009)
Overheard On The Pool Table
By Frank Ferri
(06/10/2009)
What I'm Thinking During My First Bikram Yoga Class
By Ethel Rohan
(06/03/2009)
Let's Go Parade
By Miles Klee
(05/27/2009)
Directions To The New House
By Curtis Edmonds
(05/20/2009)
My High School Reunion? I Nailed It. Sort Of.
By Frank Ferri
(05/13/2009)
Let Us All Gather To Discusse The Plague
By Marianne Hess
(05/06/2009)
Spreading The Love
By Dylan Love
(04/29/2009)
Minutes Of The Meeting Of The Board (Børd) Of The High North Alliance
By Omar Beer
(04/22/2009)
Tales of Ordinary Greatness
By David Jaggard
(04/15/2009)
Highlights From My Living Will
By John Frank
(04/08/2009)
You're Not Like the Other Women I've Dated
By Pete Reynolds
(04/01/2009)
We Need Some Fresh Ideas Here at Ramming One's Head into Sculptures at Full Speed, Inc.
By Dirk Voetberg
(03/25/2009)
Satisfaction Guaranteed
By David Martin
(03/18/2009)
A Note From A Purveyor Of Spirits To His Underage Clientele
By L. Burrow
(03/11/2009)
Charles Atlas Shrugged
By John Jasper Owens
(03/04/2009)
Behind The Scenes With The Writers Of The New Walt Disney Animated Feature Helen Keller
By John Frank
(02/25/2009)
The Gloom Stays in the Picture
(From The Blockbuster Tell-All Memoir Of Sweden's Movie King)
By Mitch Hyman
(02/18/2009)
New To The Internet, My Uncle Francis Naively Responds To Spam Comments Left On His Blog, "Frank Talk"
By Trevor Macomber
(02/11/2009)
How To Reject The Marriage Proposal From The Female Leprechaun Living In Your Washing Machine
By T.J. Szafranski
(02/04/2009)
Belated Replies To The Inquiries And Statements Of Brad Welch, Circa 1983
By Mot Trablett
(01/28/2009)
Ruminations of "Shaolin Monk #13," Awaiting the Order to Attack Jet Li
By Dan McArdle
(01/21/2009)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
By Megan Amram
(01/14/2009)
The Subroutine Not Taken
By Matthew Sewell
(01/07/2009)
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