- Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli: A Wiseguy’s Guide To The Workplace
- Official Response To Protestors Of The Regime
- M.T.A. Late Notes
- The Museum Of Rock And Roll Marginalia
- Don’t Make Me Angry (You Wouldn’t Like Me When I’m Angry)
- The Regional American Surrealist Cookbook
- The Second Amendment, As Originally Written
- Employee Detention
- The Kafka Convention
- The Narrator
